'Twas the night before April Fools Day

'Twas the night before April Fools Day, when all through the house

Not a prankster was stirring, not even a shocking pen;

The whoopie cushions were hung beneath pillows with care,

In hopes that an April’s fool, soon would sit there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of fart machines danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long nap,

When out on the lawn, I heard all the chatter.

I sprang from the bed to see who was fooling around.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the shine of the fake coin below.

Gave the lustre of mid-day to the funny objects below,

When, what to my wondering prankster eyes should appear,

But a bag full of prank gag gifts for all

Happy April Fools Day!

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